New Orleans Deserves Better. Much Better.
New Orleans deserves better. Much better. Though we are a satirical entity that aims to make people laugh and think, we are also locals, who,…
Articles by Don Kiebels
Santa shot in CBD, New Orleans postpones Christmas to February
Santa Claus is recovering at an area hospital while questions swirl around the status of Christmas after he was shot in an armed robbery in…
Santa Blamed for Latest Entergy Outage; Several Reindeer in Critical Condition
In what feels like the latest chapter in an all-too-familiar saga, portions of the Crescent City went dark last night due to yet another bizarre…
NOPD: Murders over parking spots down significantly this holiday season
The New Orleans Police Department today announced the number of murders committed while getting parking spots in the city this holiday season has decreased sharply…
City of New Orleans Hires LaToya Cantrell as Foreign Correspondent for City News
In an exciting development for the city-run City News, officials are proud to announce that Mayor LaToya Cantrell will now also serve as its first-ever…
City of New Orleans Announces Unbeatable Deals for Cyber Monday Extravaganza
Getting in on the holiday season action and the jingling of donation cups, the City of New Orleans has unveiled its exclusive Cyber Monday extravaganza,…
Neutral Ground News Snubbed by Mayor Cantrell’s New ‘News’ Service
Welcome to “Odds & Ends“, where we report on real news that looks like it could be satire but it’s really, seriously not. In…
Self-Driving Cars Boycott New Orleans Over Poor Street Conditions
In a groundbreaking and shockingly self-aware display of solidarity, self-driving cars across the country have organized their first-ever protest, culminating in a Self-Driving Cars Boycott…
New Orleans Pelicans Launch City-Wide “Hamstring Donation Drive” to Save Season
In a move that seems almost inevitable to long-suffering fans, the New Orleans Pelicans announced today a city-wide Hamstring Donation Drive, calling upon loyal fans…
Alcohol sales soar in New Orleans as Election Day nears
From Fat Tuesday to Blah Tuesday, New Orleans is debuting a new tradition of celebration — Election Day. Stocking up on libations for big events…