Louisiana Man Decides Living in The Shower is The Only Reasonable Summer Option
After taking his fourth shower before 1:00 p.m. and immediately needing a fifth after walking six feet to retrieve a pizza flyer from his porch,…
Articles by Don Kiebels
Scientists Say Permanent Daylight Saving Time Will Give Louisianans 60 Extra Minutes to Be “On My Way”
Scientists say making Daylight Saving Time permanent will give Louisiana residents an extra hour of daylight to tell friends and family they’re “on the way”…
After Seeing New York Proposal, Jefferson Parish Man Does What He Can with What He’s Got
Less than 24 hours after watching footage of a couple get engaged atop New York City’s Empire State Building, Metairie residents Clay Neville and his…
Experts Diagnose Tulane’s Charity Hospital Renderings with Early-Stage Optimism
Tulane University this week unveiled updated renderings for its planned $500 million redevelopment of Charity Hospital, with construction expected to begin this fall. Within hours,…
“West Bank is the Best Bank” Investigation Deemed Inconclusive
After an exhaustive 18-month investigation involving traffic counts, seafood consumption, daiquiri density, bridge crossing reluctance, unsolicited opinions on Facebook, and approximately 7,200 “Yeah, but…” statements,…
Louisiana Eliminates Brake Tags, Residents Shocked to Learn Some People Were Still Buying Them
Louisiana has officially signed legislation eliminating traditional vehicle inspection stickers, replacing them with a $6 QR code beginning in 2027. The move was widely celebrated…
Massive Uptown Pothole Now Considered Third Largest Lake in Louisiana
What began as a small crack in the pavement has now grown into a pothole so enormous that state officials have officially reclassified it as…
Elon Musk, New Orleans Officials Confident Underground Tunnel Will Somehow Be Less Flooded Than Streets
City officials expressed cautious optimism this week after discussions began surrounding a proposed underground transportation tunnel project involving Elon Musk’s Boring Company, despite widespread acknowledgment…
Jeff Landry Recall Drive Sparks Rare Outbreak of Statewide Follow-Through
Political analysts across Louisiana are reportedly monitoring an unusual surge in statewide organization and civic participation as recall petition events targeting Governor Jeff Landry and…
Pelicans Hire New Coach, Fans Asked to Trust Process Widely Believed to Be Cursed
The New Orleans Pelicans officially hired Jamahl Mosley as head coach, asking fans once again to place their faith in a long-term organizational process many…