Extraterrestrials Land in St. Bernard, Depart Unnoticed
In what could have been a landmark event, extraterrestrials landed in St. Bernard earlier this week, only to leave without fanfare after blending in so…
Articles by Don Kiebels
Significant Flooding Reported Across New Orleans After Man Drops Water Bottle on Sidewalk
Widespread flooding was reported across New Orleans today after a Lower Garden District man allegedly dropped his water bottle during a routine walk, overwhelming the…
Woman in Jazz Fest Bathroom Line Since 2014 Hopes This is the Year She Gets to Go
Monica Cheramie is dancing in great anticipation of Jazz Fest, but she isn’t moving to the rhythm of any music. She’s gyrating to the famous…
Poll Finds Saints Fans Already Hate Team’s Yet-to-Be-Drafted Rookie
The NFL Draft has not begun, but Saints fans across the Gulf South have already reached a passionate consensus regarding the team’s first-round selection: unacceptable….
Feeling Lucky? ‘Boomer Roulette’ Rolls as Latest Social Media Challenge
Move over skydiving, bungee jumping, and Tide pod eating. There’s a new adrenaline challenge for people with nothing left to lose. It’s called Boomer Roulette,…
Lonely Buck Moth Caterpillar ‘Not Sure What It Did Wrong’ After Repeated Hug Attempts Fail
A Uptown buck moth caterpillar says it is “just looking for someone to spend a little time with” after a series of encounters with residents…
Louisiana Supreme Court Rules Straight-Tailed Crawfish “No Different” From Curled
In a sweeping decision expected to reshape backyard boils across the state, the Louisiana Supreme Court ruled Thursday that straight-tailed crawfish must be treated “no…
Local Candidate Reappears at Church Ahead of Upcoming Election
Parishioners at St. Anthony’s were treated to a rare and highly visible appearance Sunday as a local candidate in an upcoming election made his return…
Six-Year-Old Completes 22-Minute Car Ride Sentence on Single Breath
Uptown parents Jason and Marissa Landry confirmed their 6-year-old son, Caleb, appeared to complete a full 22-minute car ride sentence Friday without taking a noticeable…
Sources: NASA Prepared Artemis II Crew in New Orleans for “Realistic System Failures”
Following early in-flight issues aboard NASA’s Artemis II mission, including minor communication lapses, a blinking fault light on the onboard toilet, and email disruptions, sources…