Life can be hard. All that “doing stuff” is such a buzz kill. Every decision every day forces each of us to question the life paths we’re stumbling on like optimistically naive Bourbon Street tourists. Thankfully, there’s a shortcut to finding the answers (horoscopes) and at Neutral Ground News we’re all about cutting corners.
Our sadequate advice columnist, Beauregard Lafontaine, offers the guidance you so desperately seek by utilizing the ancient zodiac. His artisanal horoscopes will give everything you need to face life head-on with the confidence of knowing a guy you’ve never met says the cosmos totally has your back.
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