Louisiana Lawmakers Consider “S*x Tax” After Income Tax Repeal Stalls
With efforts to eliminate Louisiana’s state income tax stalled and lawmakers now facing a projected budget shortfall, state officials unveiled a new proposal this week…
SWBNO Launches Internal Review After Shockingly Learning Delays Can Be Measured in Hours
Officials with the Sewerage and Water Board of New Orleans announced Monday they are launching an internal review after shockingly learning that recent delays at…
Sewerage & Water Board Unveils 10-Year Plan for Avoiding Responsibilities Amid Water Main Breaks
Following yet another water main break Monday morning that flooded streets near South Carrollton and Panola and triggered a boil water advisory across much of…
NOPD Investigating Mugging of Beloved Daylight-Saving Time
New Orleans Police are investigating a mugging that sent a tourist to the hospital early Sunday morning. Authorities have identified the victim found unconscious at…
Louisiana Residents Unsure How Recent Earthquake Fits into Existing Disaster Rotation
Residents across Louisiana spent much of Thursday attempting to determine where today’s earthquake should be placed within the state’s already crowded disaster rotation. The magnitude…
Actor Shia LaBeouf Allegedly Seen Walking in New Orleans
Witnesses report actor Shia LaBeouf was seen moving through the city on Wednesday afternoon, appearing to move forward with his legs in a repeated motion….
Small Cluster of Mardi Gras Throws Relieved to Avoid Ash Wednesday Sweep
While city officials celebrated what they described as a “thorough and efficient” Ash Wednesday cleanup, a small but resilient stash of Mardi Gras throws has…
Man Who Hasn’t Been to Church in Two Months Attends Ash Wednesday Mass to Maintain Catholic Accreditation
A local man beat the eternal buzzer today when he attended Ash Wednesday services at St. Theresa of Avila in the Faubourg, ensuring his Catholic…
Local Church Offers Fun “Ash Animal” Designs to Spur Ash Wednesday Attendance
“Getting your ashes” on Ash Wednesday is a long-standing tradition in the Big Easy, but in today’s hectic world many people just don’t have the…
Krewe of Parents Parade Postponed as Kids Replace All Cleared Crap
After a full decade of “this is the year we finally do it,” organizers of the once highly anticipated Krewe of Parents Mardi Gras parade…
Report: 750,000 King Cake Babies Abandoned Every Year
A new study has revealed a disturbing trend in New Orleans that shows king cake babies are being deserted by their parents in record numbers….
City Asks People to Stop Reserving Spots on Parade Routes with Body Outlines
If you thought left-out ladders on parade routes were an issue, that’s just the bottom rung. Looking to halt a yearly trend, the City of…
Louisiana National Guard Announces New “Beads Offshore – Ocean Barrier Sustainment” Program to Fight Coastal Erosion
Krewe of Parents Parade to Throw Tons of Crap They Want Out of The House
Latest Social Media Challenge Has People Swallowing, “Birthing” King Cake Babies
I-10 Streetlight Repairs Briefly Paused After Drivers Report Seeing “Too Much”
Study Finds Average Louisianan Eats 8 King Cakes Per Year While Asleep
Uptown Woman Vows to Never Get out of Bed Again as Cold Front Hits New Orleans
First Sidewalk Repaired Since Katrina Added to School Field Trip Rotation
Study No One Asked For Concludes Honey is The “Best-Tasting” Vomit
Cantrell Officially Hits Free Agency, City Signs Moreno With Limited Cap Space
New Food Pyramid Released During King Cake Season, Timing Described as “Bold”
National Guard Convoy Bound for New Orleans Delayed Indefinitely by Metairie Road Train Crossing
