Da college admissions bribery scandal rocks Da Parish
The totally shocking college admissions bribery scandal engulfing prominent U.S. colleges and elite American families has made its way to the Crescent City. According to…
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Hipster wishes he could have done more for iPhone that died in his hands
Disoriented, dehydrated, and, in his own words, “lucky to be alive,” local hipster Odin Williams endured more than three hours without his smartphone yesterday. Williams,…
Sewerage and Water Board creates 16 new positions to spread out future blame
In the wake of public outrage over plans by the Sewerage and Water Board of New Orleans to give substantial, retroactive pay raises to several…
Nigerian prince to donate millions to help Louisiana cover budget shortfall
After years of band-aid budgets, threatened cuts, doomsday scenarios, yo’ mama insults, and massive pouting, the State Legislature and Governor John Bel Edwards today announced…
Oppressed crawfish freed by animal rights activists in Bucktown
Patrons at Deanie’s Seafood in Bucktown will have to wait a few days for their next sacks of mudbugs after the store was broken into…
Louisiana National Guard announces new “Beads Offshore – Ocean Barrier Sustainment” program to fight coastal erosion
The Louisiana National Guard Public Affairs Office announced today a new tradition for Mardi Gras. Similar to their successful ‘Christmas Tree Dump’ where the…
Zatarain’s unveils new seasoning: New Orleans Water Boil
In order to help New Orleanians through the recent water boil warnings, local favorite Zatarain’s announced today they are marketing a brand new seasoning named…
William Jefferson immediately lands new job after being released from jail
Former Louisiana Congressman William “Dollar Bill” Jefferson, who was convicted in 2011 on bribery and corruption charges, was ordered released from prison by a Federal…
Harvey residents flee Harvey after Louisiana governor calls Harvey “dangerous”
The West Bank Expressway just outside of New Orleans became a parking lot yesterday afternoon when thousands of residents mistakenly left Harvey, Louisiana, following Governor…
Neutral Ground News wins big at 23rd Annual Neutral Ground News Awards Banquet
For the 23rd consecutive year, Neutral Ground News has won the prestigious ‘Schiro Award for Journalism’ at the annual NGN Honor Awards banquet. The banquet…