New Orleans saves crumbling Hard Rock Hotel with protected “historic pile” designation
In a stunning ruling that will permanently impact traffic – and property values – in the French Quarter and the surrounding CBD, the Vieux Carré…
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Entergy New Orleans to require applicants to spell ‘Tchoupitoulas’
After January 1st, Entergy will require all new applicants for a utility account in Orleans Parish to appear in person at any of its offices…
Sewerage and Water Board creates 16 new positions to spread out future blame
In the wake of New Orleans experiencing yet another flash flooding that overwhelmed much of the area just after debris, cars, and parking meters were…
Saints fans organizing massive “watch parties” in anticipation of Goodell being questioned under oath
A Louisiana judge has ruled that NFL Commissioner and anti-Christ Roger Goodell and three of his henchmen can be questioned under oath about the “call…
Millions of New Orleanians to be exposed by hackers of diet-cheating website
Hackers who claimed to have stolen data from Ashley Madison, the dating site for cheaters, are back — and New Orleanians may be the next…
TSA rules against local emotional support animal coming aboard airplanes
The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has started a crackdown on the profusion of so-called ‘emotional support animals’ that passengers are bringing on commercial aircraft. Besides…
Authorities confirm real plant found in Metairie office building lobby
A “suspicious object” incident in Metairie today has turned out to be a false alarm. Botanists from the Audubon Institute today confirmed a real live plant…
Special counsel to investigate collusion behind real motive behind NGN’s Weird Al tickets + meet and greet giveaway
Just weeks after Neutral Ground News shockingly announced it was giving away tickets and a meet and greet to the upcoming “Weird Al” Yankovic ‘Strings…
New pothole repair program in New Orleans offers free burial plots to residents
In an attempt to finally address a longstanding backlog and fill the tens of thousands of potholes across the city, the New Orleans Department of…
Farting nutrias convince Jefferson Parish to endorse “Green New Deal”
In a decision that caught everyone by surprise, unreliable sources say the Jefferson Parish Council next week will endorse the “Green New Deal” as a…