Millions of New Orleanians to be exposed by hackers of diet-cheating website
Hackers who claimed to have stolen data from Ashley Madison, the dating site for cheaters, are back — and New Orleanians may be the next…
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TSA rules against local emotional support animal coming aboard airplanes
The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has started a crackdown on the profusion of so-called ‘emotional support animals’ that passengers are bringing on commercial aircraft. Besides…
Authorities confirm real plant found in Metairie office building lobby
A “suspicious object” incident in Metairie today has turned out to be a false alarm. Botanists from the Audubon Institute today confirmed a real live plant…
Special counsel to investigate collusion behind real motive behind NGN’s Weird Al tickets + meet and greet giveaway
Just weeks after Neutral Ground News shockingly announced it was giving away tickets and a meet and greet to the upcoming “Weird Al” Yankovic ‘Strings…
New pothole repair program in New Orleans offers free burial plots to residents
In an attempt to finally address a longstanding backlog and fill the tens of thousands of potholes across the city, the New Orleans Department of…
Farting nutrias convince Jefferson Parish to endorse “Green New Deal”
In a decision that caught everyone by surprise, unreliable sources say the Jefferson Parish Council next week will endorse the “Green New Deal” as a…
Da college admissions bribery scandal rocks Da Parish
The totally shocking college admissions bribery scandal engulfing prominent U.S. colleges and elite American families has made its way to the Crescent City. According to…
Hipster wishes he could have done more for iPhone that died in his hands
Disoriented, dehydrated, and, in his own words, “lucky to be alive,” local hipster Odin Williams endured more than three hours without his smartphone yesterday. Williams,…
Sewerage and Water Board creates 16 new positions to spread out future blame
In the wake of public outrage over plans by the Sewerage and Water Board of New Orleans to give substantial, retroactive pay raises to several…
Nigerian prince to donate millions to help Louisiana cover budget shortfall
After years of band-aid budgets, threatened cuts, doomsday scenarios, yo’ mama insults, and massive pouting, the State Legislature and Governor John Bel Edwards today announced…