New Orleans City Council to City Employees: Pre-game on Your Own Dime
In a sobering turn of events, the New Orleans City Council has officially banned the use of taxpayer dollars for alcohol purchases during work travel,…
Articles by Don Kiebels
Gov. Jeff Landry Issues Executive Order to Rename Louisiana as “Landriana”
In what officials are calling “a bold next step in personal brand governance,” Governor Jeff Landry has signed an executive order to officially rename the…
Southwest Airlines Offers Mayor Cantrell Spokesperson Role for ‘Wanna Get Away’ Fares Amid Travel Ban Fight
After successfully blocking the City Council’s attempt to ground her travel habits, Mayor LaToya Cantrell has reportedly caught the attention of Southwest Airlines, which sees…
New Orleans Mardi Gras Parades Officially Downgraded to “Festive Gathering Near a Float” Due to High Winds
Despite high wind warnings, City of New Orleans officials have announced that Mardi Gras parades will still roll, but in a “modified, safety-conscious, and wind-resistant”…
Jefferson Parish Cancels Mardi Gras Day Parades, Citing High Winds; But the Real Threat? The Dark Forces Summoned by ‘Deep Gras’
(JEFFERSON PARISH – NGN) Officials in Jefferson Parish have announced the cancellation of all Mardi Gras Day parades, citing “expected high winds” as the official…
New Orleans City Council Asks Mayor Cantrell for 5 Bullet Points, Gets Auto-Reply
The New Orleans City Council emailed Mayor LaToya Cantrell requesting five bullet points detailing what she accomplished last week. Instead of a response, they received…
Confederate statues allegedly thrown during Mardi Gras parade
Whoever threw Confederate statues during the Krewe of Lushes parade last night is in big trouble and subject to a lifetime ban, according to a…
‘Bless You Boys, But Not Like That’ — Saints Struggle to Defend Their Role in Church PR Playbook
Just when Saints fans thought their biggest off-season headache would be finding a head coach who can string together more wins than excuses, leaked emails…
“Save The King Cake Babies” – Sign The Petition!
In response to the disturbing trend in New Orleans of king cake babies being deserted by their parents in record numbers, this petition has been…
New Orleans Deserves Better. Much Better.
New Orleans deserves better. Much better. Though we are a satirical entity that aims to make people laugh and think, we are also locals, who,…