Pelicans GM Demps finalizes deal for team to land all-star DeMarcus Cousins
Calling it one hell of a deal, shocked league executives across the NBA are praising New Orleans Pelicans embattled general manager Dell Demps for…
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City of New Orleans to host Super Bowl parade for Atlanta Falcons
Offering immediate assistance after the Super Bowl to celebration starved Atlanta, Mayor Mitch Landrieu announced today that New Orleans will host a Super Bowl parade…
CrimeStoppers pleads with the public to stop reporting 2016 as a killer
With its staff overwhelmed and their phone lines jammed in just about every state because of a record number of tips coming in, CrimeStoppers pleads…
Locals protest Zephyrs name change to Baby Cakes by vowing to continue to not attend games
Vowing to never step foot inside the “Shrine on Airline” for another baseball game that includes the team formerly known as the New Orleans Zephyrs,…
Locals gear up to ignore New Orleans Pelicans season
With 82 NBA games on the horizon, locals are gearing up to completely ignore the 2016-17 season for the New Orleans Pelicans. “Uh, again?” Mid…
British Airways clarifies new nonstop flight from London to New Orleans literally not stopping in Crescent City
Pumping the brakes on an announcement gleefully made earlier today by local business and tourism leaders, British Airways late this afternoon released a statement clarifying…
Due to poor time management, former LSU coach Les Miles expects to be out of office by April
It looks like former LSU coach Les Miles isn’t going anywhere, Tiger fans, at least for awhile. According to a source within LSU’s Athletic Department,…
Landrieu, city celebrate new streetcar line that’s immediately swallowed by giant pothole
Standing with his mouth almost as wide as the newly formed crater before him, Mayor Mitch Landrieu today saw the city’s new $41.5 million North…
LSU coach Les Miles’ career passes on suddenly
The LSU career of coach Les Miles, the longest-tenured coach in the SEC heading into the 2016 season, has passed on. According to a statement released by…
Saints fans ask team to reduce 50th-anniversary celebration to 12 non-shitshow seasons
Wanting to suppress decades of dreadful losses and disheartening frustration deep into their subconscious, thousands of New Orleans Saints fans are petitioning the team to please, please,…