Confederate statues allegedly thrown during Mardi Gras parade
Whoever threw Confederate statues during the Krewe of Lushes parade last night is in big trouble and subject to a lifetime ban, according to a…
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‘Bless You Boys, But Not Like That’ — Saints Struggle to Defend Their Role in Church PR Playbook
Just when Saints fans thought their biggest off-season headache would be finding a head coach who can string together more wins than excuses, leaked emails…
“Save The King Cake Babies” – Sign The Petition!
In response to the disturbing trend in New Orleans of king cake babies being deserted by their parents in record numbers, this petition has been…
New Orleans Deserves Better. Much Better.
New Orleans deserves better. Much better. Though we are a satirical entity that aims to make people laugh and think, we are also locals, who,…
Santa shot in CBD, New Orleans postpones Christmas to February
Santa Claus is recovering at an area hospital while questions swirl around the status of Christmas after he was shot in an armed robbery in…
NOPD: Murders over parking spots down significantly this holiday season
The New Orleans Police Department today announced the number of murders committed while getting parking spots in the city this holiday season has decreased sharply…
City of New Orleans Hires LaToya Cantrell as Foreign Correspondent for City News
In an exciting development for the city-run City News, officials are proud to announce that Mayor LaToya Cantrell will now also serve as its first-ever…
Neutral Ground News Snubbed by Mayor Cantrell’s New ‘News’ Service
Welcome to “Odds & Ends“, where we report on real news that looks like it could be satire but it’s really, seriously not. In…
New Orleans Pelicans Launch City-Wide “Hamstring Donation Drive” to Save Season
In a move that seems almost inevitable to long-suffering fans, the New Orleans Pelicans announced today a city-wide Hamstring Donation Drive, calling upon loyal fans…
Alcohol sales soar in New Orleans as Election Day nears
From Fat Tuesday to Blah Tuesday, New Orleans is debuting a new tradition of celebration — Election Day. Stocking up on libations for big events…