Top 5 Places You Absolutely Need to Visit in New Orleans this Summer
Summer in New Orleans can be hot and humid, like trying to breathe underwater while wrapped in a woolen blanket. It can also make you…
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City to Preserve Damaged I-10 Ramp and Garbage Truck as ‘Modern Ruin’ for Future Generations
New Orleans officials have announced plans to preserve the recently damaged I-10 ramp near Airline Highway as a permanent structure, rebranded as a “modern ruin.”…
Fan Revolt Forces Saints to Cut Entire 2025 Draft Class Overnight
The NFL is often said to stand for Not For Long, and after a full-scale fan revolt, the New Orleans Saints announced around 1 a.m….
Audubon Zoo Discovers One Animal is Actually Just a Drunk Guy in a Costume
Audubon Zoo staff recently made an unexpected discovery that left them both confused and oddly impressed: one of their most talked-about animals—the elusive “Cajun Lemur”—was…
Man White-Knuckling Causeway Commute Deeply Regrets Watching “Final Destination” Last Night
A Metairie man is questioning his decision-making abilities after spending his entire Causeway Bridge commute in a cold sweat, flashing back to every single horrific…
Scientists Identify Mystery Odor—It’s Your Upper Lip
For years, the source of an elusive, lingering odor has puzzled you. Was it the trash? The dog? A forgotten sandwich? Turns out, all those…
NOPD investigating mugging of beloved Daylight-Saving Time
New Orleans Police are investigating a mugging that sent a tourist to the hospital Sunday. Authorities have identified the mugging victim found unconscious early Sunday…
Vegas taking bets on how NFL will crush Saints fans’ souls this postseason
The New Orleans Saints opened as a 7-point favorite over the Chicago Bears in this weekend’s Wild Card Round Playoff Game, but bettors are placing…
State officials distributing sandbags to LSU fans ahead of approaching shitstorm
Louisiana officials are bracing for what is expected to be another horrifying performance by the LSU football team on Saturday. Parishes across Southeast Louisiana have…
New Orleans dispatches clowns to distract public from body parts dangling above their heads at Hard Rock Hotel
New Orleans city officials unveiled a new plan today to keep curious eyes away from the body parts horrifyingly dangling from the partially collapsed Hard…