Gayle Benson may not be the “owner” of the Pelicans for much longer
Welcome to “Odds & Ends“, where we report on real news that looks like it could be satire but it’s really, seriously not. Will Gayle…
Articles by Don Kiebels
What are the odds? Questions about the future of the Saints and Pelicans
It’s a wild and ridiculous time for New Orleans pro sports teams. So are these burning-should-probably-get-that-checked questions about their future. The Saints seem to attract…
Special counsel to investigate collusion behind real motive behind NGN’s Weird Al tickets + meet and greet giveaway
Just weeks after Neutral Ground News shockingly announced it was giving away tickets and a meet and greet to the upcoming “Weird Al” Yankovic ‘Strings…
Gov. Edwards: Louisiana is the BEST worst state in the nation
Responding to a national analysis by U.S. News & World Report that ranks Louisiana dead last for the third straight year in quality-of-life measures, Governor…
Neutral Ground News holds tickets giveaway to Weird Al concert at Saenger for no apparent reason
Stunning its fans and people who love anything that’s free and not nailed down, Neutral Ground News today announced it is giving away two tickets…
Merriam-Webster confirms what New Orleanians already knew: “Go-Cup” is legit
Welcome to “Odds & Ends“, where we report on real news that looks like it could be satire but it’s really, seriously not. Beware, students…
God postpones Easter celebrations citing fatigued Jesus “too sick to rise”
Christians around the world will have to make other plans for this weekend after God announced he has canceled Easter celebrations due to his Son, Jesus,…
New Orleans-area panhandlers staying open despite storm threat
Despite a dangerous storm system expected to move into the New Orleans metro area, local panhandlers say they are planning to stay open. Panhandlers decided…
Team physician mercifully puts down New Orleans Pelicans after months of suffering
The struggles for the New Orleans Pelicans are finally over, may they rest in peace. Franchise officials said the team was euthanized early this morning…
Jazz Fest books Karaoke Craig from Gennaro’s to replace Fleetwood Mac to replace Rolling Stones
Local barfly Craig Anthony, known to patrons of Gennaro’s Bar in Metairie as “Karaoke Craig” and “That Guy,” is set to perform on May 2nd…