New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell Will Not Seek Reelection
Moments after announcing she won’t seek reelection as mayor, LaToya Cantrell reportedly hinted at her next move — Nancy Pelosi’s soon-to-be-empty seat in Congress, after…
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Man From The Future Claims Humanity’s Survival Depends on Turning Off The Saints and Pelicans
A man claiming to be from the year 3025 appeared outside the Caesars Superdome this morning, standing silently beneath a flickering streetlight and holding a…
Daylight Saving Ends, Louisiana Re-enters Standard Time and Substandard Everything Else
As clocks rolled back this weekend, Louisiana officially re-entered Standard Time and, according to experts, substandard everything else. While other states enjoyed an extra hour…
Brian Kelly Posts Biggest Win of the Season, Scores $20 Million
LSU’s offense has averaged just 25.5 points per game this season, ranking 83rd in the nation and trailing offensive juggernauts such as Rice, Kent State,…
Locals Gear Up to Ignore Another New Orleans Pelicans Season
With 82 NBA games on the horizon, locals are gearing up to completely ignore another season of New Orleans Pelicans basketball. “Uh, again?” said Mid-City…
Trump Discusses Sending Troops to New Orleans, Government Shutdown: “No one else can turn the government on like I can”
President Donald Trump this week weighed in on the ongoing federal shutdown and his floated plan to send National Guard troops to New Orleans, declaring…
Outgoing Mayor Cantrell Proposes Budget Fix for City of New Orleans Through Reality Show Deal
Outgoing New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell has reportedly struck a deal to star in a reality TV series that will document her final months in…
Saints Fans Totally Optimistic Team Can Turn Around Season
While the New Orleans Saints may be struggling on the field and stuck running in a hamster wheel of mediocrity, some longtime fans still believe…
New NGN Poll Shows Your Favorite Candidate Leading New Orleans Mayoral Race
According to the latest Neutral Ground News poll, your favorite candidate has surged into the lead in the New Orleans mayoral race, comfortably outpacing all…
Unaccompanied Shoe Observed on I-610 Shoulder
A lone shoe spotted on the shoulder of I-610 near the eastbound Elysian Fields exit is raising questions and eyebrows after being seen alone for…