Massive Uptown Pothole Now Considered Third Largest Lake in Louisiana
What began as a small crack in the pavement has now grown into a pothole so enormous that state officials have officially reclassified it as…
Articles by Don Kiebels
Elon Musk, New Orleans Officials Confident Underground Tunnel Will Somehow Be Less Flooded Than Streets
City officials expressed cautious optimism this week after discussions began surrounding a proposed underground transportation tunnel project involving Elon Musk’s Boring Company, despite widespread acknowledgment…
Jeff Landry Recall Drive Sparks Rare Outbreak of Statewide Follow-Through
Political analysts across Louisiana are reportedly monitoring an unusual surge in statewide organization and civic participation as recall petition events targeting Governor Jeff Landry and…
Pelicans Hire New Coach, Fans Asked to Trust Process Widely Believed to Be Cursed
The New Orleans Pelicans officially hired Jamahl Mosley as head coach, asking fans once again to place their faith in a long-term organizational process many…
K&B, Believed Long Extinct, Allegedly Spotted Near Former Six Flags New Orleans
Demolition crews clearing the former Six Flags site in New Orleans East say they may have encountered a live K&B yesterday evening, marking what experts…
Extraterrestrials Land in St. Bernard, Depart Unnoticed
In what could have been a landmark event, extraterrestrials landed in St. Bernard earlier this week, only to leave without fanfare after blending in so…
Significant Flooding Reported Across New Orleans After Man Drops Water Bottle on Sidewalk
Widespread flooding was reported across New Orleans today after a Lower Garden District man allegedly dropped his water bottle during a routine walk, overwhelming the…
Woman in Jazz Fest Bathroom Line Since 2014 Hopes This is the Year She Gets to Go
Monica Cheramie is dancing in great anticipation of Jazz Fest, but she isn’t moving to the rhythm of any music. She’s gyrating to the famous…
Poll Finds Saints Fans Already Hate Team’s Yet-to-Be-Drafted Rookie
The NFL Draft has not begun, but Saints fans across the Gulf South have already reached a passionate consensus regarding the team’s first-round selection: unacceptable….
Feeling Lucky? ‘Boomer Roulette’ Rolls as Latest Social Media Challenge
Move over skydiving, bungee jumping, and Tide pod eating. There’s a new adrenaline challenge for people with nothing left to lose. It’s called Boomer Roulette,…