Santa Blamed for Latest Entergy Outage; Several Reindeer in Critical Condition
In what feels like the latest chapter in an all-too-familiar saga, portions of the Crescent City went dark last night due to yet another bizarre…
Articles by Don Kiebels
Tulane Hires Surviving Highway Monkey as Offensive Coordinator
The Tulane Green Wave made another bold move this morning, announcing that the lone surviving monkey from October’s highway crash has officially been hired as…
After Disappointing Year, Hurricanes Look to Regroup in Off-Season
It’s been a tough year for hurricanes in the Atlantic as the season officially ends. In what was originally predicted in May by experts at…
City of New Orleans Announces Unbeatable Deals for Cyber Monday Extravaganza
Getting in on the holiday season action and the jingling of donation cups, the City of New Orleans has once again unveiled its exclusive Cyber…
Scientists Now Freezing Saints and Pelicans Fans for Their Own Protection
Scientists confirmed today that a new program is underway to extract and cryogenically store the full “fan essence” of Saints and Pelicans supporters, a process…
Self-Driving Cars Boycott New Orleans Over Poor Street Conditions
In a groundbreaking and shockingly self-aware display of solidarity, self-driving cars across the country have organized their first-ever protest, culminating in a Self-Driving Cars Boycott…
Local PE Teacher Announces He Has Accepted LSU Head Coaching Job, LSU Totally Unaware
In a move that stunned exactly no one at his school, Lafayette-area PE teacher and assistant football coach Terry “Coach T-Bone” Thibodeaux held a press…
Congress Votes 427–1 to Release Epstein Files. Louisiana Rep Heroically Protects Nation from Too Much Clarity.
In a rare flash of national harmony, the House voted 427–1 to pass the Epstein Files Transparency Act. The lone dissent came from Louisiana Rep….
Gov. Jeff Landry Issues Executive Order Making Every Louisiana School Mascot a Tiger
In a move he says will “unify the state once and for all,” Gov. Jeff Landry signed an executive order today requiring every Louisiana school,…
New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell Will Not Seek Reelection
Moments after announcing she won’t seek reelection as mayor, LaToya Cantrell reportedly hinted at her next move — Nancy Pelosi’s soon-to-be-empty seat in Congress, after…