New Orleans Named #1 Most Romantic City to Contract a Disease
The Crescent City, already known as the “Paris of the South” for its incredibly amorous atmosphere, has added yet another loving accolade to its extensive…
Articles by Don Kiebels
Report: Sheriff Susan Hutson Now Leading in Key Demographic of People Who Don’t Watch The News
A new poll conducted by the Gulf Institute of Selective Awareness shows New Orleans Sheriff Susan Hutson gaining strong support from a crucial voting bloc:…
New Research Indicates The Gulf is Getting Warmer Because KEVIN Won’t Stop Peeing in It
Scientists have discovered that the Gulf of Mexico is getting warmer, and they’re pretty sure they know why: one man’s pee. The man in question…
NASA Announces Mission to Chalmette for 2031
NASA is slated to undertake its boldest mission to date. The agency today announced it will send humans to the deepest reaches of Chalmette by…
Sidney Torres, Troy Henry to Settle French Quarter Garbage Dispute with 1-on-1 ‘Trashketball’ Game
With both the companies of Sidney Torres and Troy Henry now contracted to collect French Quarter garbage, city officials say trash won’t pile up, but…
Scientist reveals hurricane season predictions based on how much interns can drink
The process scientists use for making hurricane predictions prior to every season isn’t nearly as scientific as one might think. According to a prominent scientist at Colorado…
Mayor Cantrell Heads to NYC for an Event So Exclusive, It May Not Exist
In her continued quest to boldly govern from anywhere but New Orleans, Mayor LaToya Cantrell has once again taken flight — this time jetting off…
Gov. Landry Cancels Coastal Protection, Declares “Let the Free Market Decide What Stays Above Water”
In a decision described by critics as “the legislative equivalent of pouring water on a drowning man,” Governor Jeff Landry has officially canceled Louisiana’s largest-ever…
S&WB Pump Stands in front of Mirror Repeating “I Can Do This” as Rainstorm Targets New Orleans
Continuously repeating a supposed confidence-boosting message its therapist recommends saying prior to going to work, a Sewerage & Water Board of New Orleans drainage pump…
Luxury Fashion Brand Commemorates Hurricane with “Katrina Tears” Fragrance
Global fashion and fragrance house LeConnard is commemorating the 20th anniversary of Hurricane Katrina with a limited-edition fragrance allegedly made from the tears of New…