Local Gecko’s Plan to Slip Through Door Ends Abruptly
A routine door opening yesterday evening took an unexpected turn after a local gecko’s plan to slip through alongside it ended abruptly, according to sources…
Articles by Don Kiebels
‘Pump Station Panic’ Game Lets You Keep New Orleans Mostly Dry
New browser game puts the city’s drainage system in your questionably qualified hands NEW ORLEANS — A light rainstorm is approaching the New Orleans area,…
Gov. Landry: Louisiana is the Best Worst State in the Nation
Responding to another national analysis by U.S. News & World Report that ranked Louisiana as the worst state in America, Governor Jeff Landry today said…
Louisiana Man Decides Living in The Shower is The Only Reasonable Summer Option
After taking his fourth shower before 1:00 p.m. and immediately needing a fifth after walking six feet to retrieve a pizza flyer from his porch,…
Scientists Say Permanent Daylight Saving Time Will Give Louisianans 60 Extra Minutes to Be “On My Way”
Scientists say making Daylight Saving Time permanent will give Louisiana residents an extra hour of daylight to tell friends and family they’re “on the way”…
After Seeing New York Proposal, Jefferson Parish Man Does What He Can with What He’s Got
Less than 24 hours after watching footage of a couple get engaged atop New York City’s Empire State Building, Metairie residents Clay Neville and his…
Experts Diagnose Tulane’s Charity Hospital Renderings with Early-Stage Optimism
Tulane University this week unveiled updated renderings for its planned $500 million redevelopment of Charity Hospital, with construction expected to begin this fall. Within hours,…
“West Bank is the Best Bank” Investigation Deemed Inconclusive
After an exhaustive 18-month investigation involving traffic counts, seafood consumption, daiquiri density, bridge crossing reluctance, unsolicited opinions on Facebook, and approximately 7,200 “Yeah, but…” statements,…
Louisiana Eliminates Brake Tags, Residents Shocked to Learn Some People Were Still Buying Them
Louisiana has officially signed legislation eliminating traditional vehicle inspection stickers, replacing them with a $6 QR code beginning in 2027. The move was widely celebrated…
Massive Uptown Pothole Now Considered Third Largest Lake in Louisiana
What began as a small crack in the pavement has now grown into a pothole so enormous that state officials have officially reclassified it as…