When you want New Orleans news you visit Neutral Ground News, at which point we give back whichever of your loved ones we have been holding hostage. Then, having an epiphany, you realize Neutral Ground News provides the news you want in the way you want exactly how you want. Plus, we help you laugh to keep from crying. So, there’s that.
Neutral Ground News is an online satirical New Orleans news, parody, and entertainment publication that focuses primarily on the people, places, and things in the Crescent City and surrounding area when our meds kick in. This website reports heavily-biased and agenda-based New Orleans news, often going to the highest (or only) bidder, and is targeted toward an immature audience. It is not intended for readers under 18 years of age or those who are dead on the inside.
Neutral Ground News is staffed by individuals who may or may not have been dropped on their heads as babies or inadvertently snort pure beignet powder in their spare time. Either way, our writers possess a unique outlook on the world — often one that does not align with reality and which a reader or two may find amusing-ish.
Why do we make the absolute best source for New Orleans news outside of media outlets you have actually heard of?
- We tell you the news like it isn’t.
- We leave no stone unturned nor glue tube unsniffed.
- No facts.
- No checking sources.
- Just flat out making $hit up as we go.
- We’re honest about it.
- And we’re in the middle of it all.
DISCLAIMER
Neutral Ground News is comprised of individual posts, some taken from or inspired by real news events but the stories are almost entirely works of utter and complete fiction. This site is a source of parody, satire, and humor and is for entertainment purposes only. The primary focus is New Orleans news, though it may also include Louisiana news, regional news, national news, international news, and/or babble and drivel.
Neutral Ground News may or may not use real names, often in semi-real or mostly fictitious ways. All articles contained within NeutralGroundNews.com are fiction and should be presumed to be gasp fake news, but not clickbait. Names used in Neutral Ground News stories, unless those of public figures or entities, are fictional and any resemblance to actual persons or entities is coincidental, unintentional, and accidental.
Any event described in Neutral Ground News that actually comes to pass should also be considered coincidental, unintentional, accidental, and a sign for us to buy lottery tickets. This website is not a source of facts, real information, or advice other than you should definitely not eat that third burrito.
The content of Neutral Ground News is of a mature nature and is intended for a sophisticated, discerning audience aged 18 and over.
Any and all content of Neutral Ground News is © Copyright and may not be reprinted or retransmitted in whole or in part without express written consent from Neutral Ground News. Just ask us. We don’t bite unless it’s close to breakfast, brunch, lunch, linner, dinner, fourth meal, or late night.
NOTE: Any completed freelance material sent to Neutral Ground News will not be read and will not be returned. If you are interested in submitting a possible story idea about New Orleans news, you can visit the Submit News page to suggest a topic only. Neutral Ground News cannot guarantee a response to unsolicited submissions. While almost all New Orleans news is unbelievable and typically tends to write itself, all content on Neutral Ground News is written by Neutral Ground News staff and its partners.