Sidney Torres, Troy Henry to Settle French Quarter Garbage Dispute with 1-on-1 ‘Trashketball’ Game
With both the companies of Sidney Torres and Troy Henry now contracted to collect French Quarter garbage, city officials say trash won’t pile up, but…
Articles by Don Kiebels
Scientist reveals hurricane season predictions based on how much interns can drink
The process scientists use for making hurricane predictions prior to every season isn’t nearly as scientific as one might think. According to a prominent scientist at Colorado…
Mayor Cantrell Heads to NYC for an Event So Exclusive, It May Not Exist
In her continued quest to boldly govern from anywhere but New Orleans, Mayor LaToya Cantrell has once again taken flight — this time jetting off…
Gov. Landry Cancels Coastal Protection, Declares “Let the Free Market Decide What Stays Above Water”
In a decision described by critics as “the legislative equivalent of pouring water on a drowning man,” Governor Jeff Landry has officially canceled Louisiana’s largest-ever…
S&WB Pump Stands in front of Mirror Repeating “I Can Do This” as Rainstorm Targets New Orleans
Continuously repeating a supposed confidence-boosting message its therapist recommends saying prior to going to work, a Sewerage & Water Board of New Orleans drainage pump…
Luxury Fashion Brand Commemorates Hurricane with “Katrina Tears” Fragrance
Global fashion and fragrance house LeConnard is commemorating the 20th anniversary of Hurricane Katrina with a limited-edition fragrance allegedly made from the tears of New…
Giant Cone Declines 2025 New Orleans Mayoral Run, Citing “Systemic Obstructions”
The Giant Cone, once the city’s most grounded political figure and leading voice for street-level reform, has officially announced it will not run in the…
Men’s College World Series Delayed After LSU’s 13-Foot ‘Mardi Gras Mike’ The Tiger Uses Infield as Litter Box Overnight
Groundskeepers at Charles Schwab Field Omaha arrived early Wednesday morning to find an unwelcome surprise near second base: several large clumps of littered infield, damp…
Louisiana Politicians Quietly Preparing for ‘Productive’ Week as Saharan Dust Storm Approaches
As a massive Saharan dust cloud barrels toward the United States, blanketing much of the southeast in a thick, blinding haze, Louisiana politicians are reportedly…
“Catch Us at The Polls”: Two Remaining OPJC Escapees Jump into New Orleans Mayoral Race
The race for New Orleans mayor just picked up two unexpected candidates — both of whom remain at large. Derrick Groves and Antoine Massey, the…