Cantrell Officially Hits Free Agency, City Signs Moreno With Limited Cap Space
The City of New Orleans confirmed Monday that Mayor LaToya Cantrell has officially hit free agency following the expiration of her contract, formally closing the…
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New Food Pyramid Released During King Cake Season, Timing Described as “Bold”
Federal health officials this week released an updated version of the Food Pyramid aimed at encouraging Americans to reduce sugar intake and make healthier dietary…
National Guard Convoy Bound for New Orleans Delayed Indefinitely by Metairie Road Train Crossing
A convoy of 1,000 Louisiana National Guard troops sent to New Orleans stalled out earlier today before even reaching the city, after being trapped at…
New Orleans Announces Pelicans Will Handle New Year’s Eve Ball Drop, Citing Extensive Experience
City officials confirmed earlier today that the New Orleans Pelicans will assist with this evening’s New Year’s Eve countdown, coinciding with the annual ball drop…
Santa Blamed for Latest Entergy Outage; Several Reindeer in Critical Condition
In what feels like the latest chapter in an all-too-familiar saga, portions of the Crescent City went dark last night due to yet another bizarre…
Mayor Cantrell Applies for Eligibility Waiver to Extend Tenure
Citing the same COVID-19 eligibility provisions that granted college football players an extra year of competition, New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell has formally applied for…
Tulane Hires Surviving Highway Monkey as Offensive Coordinator
The Tulane Green Wave made another bold move this morning, announcing that the lone surviving monkey from October’s highway crash has officially been hired as…
After Disappointing Year, Hurricanes Look to Regroup in Off-Season
It’s been a tough year for hurricanes in the Atlantic as the season officially ends. In what was originally predicted in May by experts at…
City of New Orleans Announces Unbeatable Deals for Cyber Monday Extravaganza
Getting in on the holiday season action and the jingling of donation cups, the City of New Orleans has once again unveiled its exclusive Cyber…
Scientists Now Freezing Saints and Pelicans Fans for Their Own Protection
Scientists confirmed today that a new program is underway to extract and cryogenically store the full “fan essence” of Saints and Pelicans supporters, a process…