New Orleans Deserves Better. Much Better.
New Orleans deserves better. Much better. Though we are a satirical entity that aims to make people laugh and think, we are also locals, who,…
Articles by Don Kiebels
Santa shot in CBD, New Orleans postpones Christmas to February
Santa Claus is recovering at an area hospital while questions swirl around the status of Christmas after he was shot in an armed robbery in…
NOPD: Murders over parking spots down significantly this holiday season
The New Orleans Police Department today announced the number of murders committed while getting parking spots in the city this holiday season has decreased sharply…
City of New Orleans Hires LaToya Cantrell as Foreign Correspondent for City News
In an exciting development for the city-run City News, officials are proud to announce that Mayor LaToya Cantrell will now also serve as its first-ever…
Neutral Ground News Snubbed by Mayor Cantrell’s New ‘News’ Service
Welcome to “Odds & Ends“, where we report on real news that looks like it could be satire but it’s really, seriously not. In…
New Orleans Pelicans Launch City-Wide “Hamstring Donation Drive” to Save Season
In a move that seems almost inevitable to long-suffering fans, the New Orleans Pelicans announced today a city-wide Hamstring Donation Drive, calling upon loyal fans…
Alcohol sales soar in New Orleans as Election Day nears
From Fat Tuesday to Blah Tuesday, New Orleans is debuting a new tradition of celebration — Election Day. Stocking up on libations for big events…
New Orleans set to celebrate Halloween for 111,942nd day in a row
While the rest of the nation gears up with candy and costumes for Halloween, New Orleans prepares to celebrate for the 111,942nd consecutive day —…
Who Dat Nation (concussion) sidelined for several weeks after Saints loss
Oft-injured New Orleans Saints running back Kendre Miller wasn’t the only one to be knocked out yesterday. The Who Dat Nation will be out for…
New Orleans adopts ‘shake it off’ approach to solving infrastructure, corruption, and other city problems ahead of Taylor Swift tour
In a groundbreaking decision that city officials are calling “revolutionary,” New Orleans announced today that it will be adopting a new problem-solving strategy modeled after…