Long ago, the Book of Katrina foretold the prophecy of the Mitchssiah. A vessel of pure self-righteousness, this Chosen One was to be a powerfully agenda-sensitive being who would right all the wrongs of a city desperate for salvation and lead its people to never previously known unity and prosperity.
The Mitchssiah would come to wash away the sins of his people, imparting awe-inspiring messages to all those within earshot, especially those with recording devices. During these quests to enlighten others, he would be mocked, ridiculed, and accused of heresy. Yet, he would persist.
Though the time leading his people will be short, all ye faithful shall rejoice in the prophecy reveals that, on the 300th anniversary of his birthplace, he shall gloriously return for five months, bringing with him a celebration after miraculously conquering all the sins and ills of his people.
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WHEN YOU CELEBRATE THE END OF MITCH LANDRIEU’S TERM AS MAYOR,
BUT THEN REALIZE LATOYA CANTRELL WON’T BE ANY BETTER.