New Orleans Saints sign scary-good quarterback Chris Walkon to futures contract
The New Orleans Saints today announced they have signed scary-good quarterback Chris Walkon to a futures contract. At a press conference this afternoon, the Saints…
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Pope Francis asks New Orleans Saints to not play on Sundays so he can catch more games
While Pope Francis inadvertently tweeted support for the New Orleans Saints before the team’s game against the Jacksonville Jaguars this past weekend, the leader of…
Metairie man on cloud 9 after Superdome crowd chants his name
Theodore Gautreaux has never had his moment in the spotlight. The 56-year-old Metairie man is used to being in the crowd as others receive the…
Injury report: Teddy Bridgewater walking delicately after leaving win vs Seahawks with giant brass balls
New Orleans Saints quarterback Teddy Bridgewater is walking a little gingerly today after sustaining giant brass balls in the final minute of New Orleans’ 33-27…
Alcohol sales soar in New Orleans after Drew Brees injured
Stocking up on libations for big events is nothing new to New Orleans bars and liquor stores, but after Saints star quarterback Drew Brees injured…
Saints fans ask team to reduce 50th-anniversary celebration to 12 non-shitshow seasons
Wanting to suppress decades of dreadful losses and disheartening frustration deep into their subconscious, thousands of New Orleans Saints fans are petitioning the team to please, please,…
NFL prepares to honor Saints Browner for record-setting penalty
With New Orleans Saints cornerback and flag magnet Brandon Browner standing on the doorsteps of the single-season record of most penalties by one player, the…
Suffocating Saints fans taken to hospital after loss to Ravens
More than two dozen Saints fans were rushed to local emergency rooms following the Saints loss pre-season loss to the Baltimore Ravens when a promotion…