NOPD: Holiday season parking spot murders down this year
The New Orleans Police Department today announced the number of murders committed to get parking spots in the city this holiday season has decreased sharply…
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Entergy New Orleans to require applicants to spell ‘Tchoupitoulas’
After January 1st, Entergy will require all new applicants for a utility account in Orleans Parish to appear in person at any of its offices…
New Orleans set to celebrate Halloween for 110,115th day in a row
While the rest of the nation gears up with candy and costumes for Halloween this Wednesday, New Orleans prepares to celebrate for the 110,115th consecutive…
Cox announces upgrades for New Orleans that will triple billing speeds
Aside from the announcement to limit data for home internet users in Louisiana, Cox Communications has also revealed plans for a major system upgrade in…
Fashion brand commemorates hurricane with “Katrina Tears” fragrance
Global fashion and fragrance brand LeConnard is commemorating the anniversary of Hurricane Katrina with a new fragrance made from the tears of New Orleans citizens….
God postpones Easter celebrations citing fatigued Jesus “too sick to rise”
Christians around the world will have to make other plans for this weekend after God announced he has canceled Easter celebrations due to his Son, Jesus,…
New pothole repair program in New Orleans offers free burial plots to residents
In an attempt to finally address a longstanding backlog and fill the tens of thousands of potholes across the city, the New Orleans Department of…
NASA announces mission to Chalmette for 2025
NASA is slated to undertake its boldest mission to date. The agency today announced it will send humans to the deepest reaches of Chalmette by…
NOAA predicts 0-100 hurricanes for this season in the Atlantic
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration held a news conference at New Orleans City Hall today to reveal its predictions for the number of hurricanes…
Elon Musk, building his own “The Onion,” partners with Louisiana to reach nation’s lowest common denominator
Visionary Elon Musk knows that if you want to reach the top you have to work your way up from the bottom. That’s reportedly why…