NOPD: Holiday season parking spot murders down this year
The New Orleans Police Department today announced the number of murders committed to get parking spots in the city this holiday season has decreased sharply…
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New Orleans set to celebrate Halloween for 109,563rd day in a row
While the rest of the nation gears up with candy and costumes for Halloween this Wednesday, New Orleans prepares to celebrate for the 109,563rd consecutive…
Fashion brand commemorates hurricane with “Katrina Tears” fragrance
Global fashion and fragrance brand LeConnard is commemorating the anniversary of Hurricane Katrina with a new fragrance made from the tears of New Orleans citizens….
NASA announces mission to Chalmette for 2021
NASA is slated to undertake its boldest mission to date. The agency today announced it will send humans to the deepest reaches of Chalmette by…
NOAA predicts 0-100 hurricanes for this season in the Atlantic
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration held a news conference at New Orleans City Hall today to reveal its predictions for the number of hurricanes…
Elon Musk, building his own “The Onion,” partners with Louisiana to reach nation’s lowest common denominator
Visionary Elon Musk knows that if you want to reach the top you have to work your way up from the bottom. That’s reportedly why…
God cancels Easter celebrations citing an ill Jesus “too sick to rise”
Christians around the world will have to make other plans for this weekend after God announced he has canceled Easter celebrations due to his Son, Jesus,…
Game developer says “crappy” map of New Orleans way too crappy, even for gaming world
Welcome to “Odds & Ends“, where we report on real news that looks like it could possibly be satire but it’s really, truly, seriously not….
Metairie’s Transcontinental Drive says it has felt like a “continent from conception,” not a street
Taking the world by complete surprise, the United Nations today announced it has recognized Transcontinental Drive in Metairie, Louisiana as the eighth continent in the…
New Orleans set to celebrate Halloween for 109,385th day in a row
While the nation gears up with costumes and candy for Halloween this Monday, New Orleanians prepare for their 109,385th consecutive day of dressing up in…