Farting nutrias convince Jefferson Parish to endorse “Green New Deal”
In a decision that caught everyone by surprise, unreliable sources say the Jefferson Parish Council next week will endorse the “Green New Deal” as a…
New Orleans Baby Cakes
Baby Cakes moving to Wichita, locals plead for name to follow
Pitch. Pitch. Pitch. The frustrated New Orleans Baby Cakes are taking their ball and going home… to Wichita, Kansas. Aggravated about the lack of attendance, merchandise sales,…
New Orleans Baby Cakes under investigation for hiring crisis actors to pose as fans
In 2017, the team formerly known as the New Orleans Zephyrs won 55 games and lost 83. Yet, the club managed to draw 349,883 fans…
Pravda Cakes? Russian hackers reportedly behind Zephyrs name change to Baby Cakes
If you thought renaming the New Orleans Zephyrs as the ‘Baby Cakes’ was the dumbest idea since fat-free beignets, you’re not alone. And, now, you…
Locals protest Zephyrs name change to Baby Cakes by vowing to continue to not attend games
Vowing to never step foot inside the “Shrine on Airline” for another baseball game that includes the team formerly known as the New Orleans Zephyrs,…