Krewe of Exodus readies to roll for socially distanced Mardi Gras 2021
Carnival krewes are taking evasive action after New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell’s recent statement saying she’s not ruling out canceling Mardi Gras 2021. No floats,…
Mayor LaToya Cantrell
Cantrell: New Orleans restaurant diners must wear masks at all times even when eating
New Orleans restaurants diners! You can eat it! Figuratively. Mayor LaToya Cantrell has released new COVID-19 restrictions for the city as part of Phase One…
New Orleans brewery announces launch of new Cantrell beer
Brewery Breauxs, a micro-brewery in Gentilly, has announced it is naming a new beer after New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell. The Cantrell beer aims to…
Mayor Cantrell orders every body in New Orleans to stay-in-place through May 16, give or take a year
The “stay-in-place” order for every single body in New Orleans is extended to May 16th, give or take several months to a year or two…
All of New Orleans claims to be homeless after mayor announces homeless will be housed at Hilton and Windsor Court, meals catered by Drago’s and Antoine’s
Every single person in Orleans Parish, all 423,456 weary souls, is now claiming to be homeless after Mayor LaToya Cantrell, in between national news interviews,…
April Fools’ Day canceled in New Orleans after March Fools exhaust years worth of supplies
Put away your pranks and jokes, New Orleans. According to reports, the city will not be allowed to participate in April Fools’ Day for a…
Mayor Cantrell’s city credit card begs for mercy as it shoulders her $95K in unpaid taxes
As part of her effort to address her family’s enormous and highly reported unpaid taxes, Mayor LaToya Cantrell today bought herself a Hard Rock collapse…
$450 million Superdome renovation to include new roof design, name
The Superdome is getting a makeover and that includes a new ‘do and likely as new name. The planned $450 million renovation was unveiled earlier…
5,389,402 termites dead after violent weekend in New Orleans
The weekend was an especially deadly one in New Orleans as pest control authorities reported 5,389,402 Formosan termites across the city had been killed, including…
Photo enforcement cameras to triple your donations to city on GiveNOLA Day
GiveNOLA Day, a one-day online giving event, is coming up on May 7th, and there’s an opportunity to support your favorite dysfunctional city. According to…