NASA announces mission to Chalmette for 2021
NASA is slated to undertake its boldest mission to date. The agency today announced it will send humans to the deepest reaches of Chalmette by…
Louisiana
Nigerian prince to donate millions to help Louisiana cover budget shortfall
After years of band-aid budgets, threatened cuts, doomsday scenarios, yo’ mama insults, and massive pouting, the State Legislature and Governor John Bel Edwards today announced…
Gov. Edwards: Louisiana is the BEST worst-run government in U.S.
Surprisingly taking only about one week to respond to a report that said Louisiana has the worst-run government in the United States, Governor John Bel…
Unblessed sneeze kills Louisiana man in New York
Thanks to some Yanks, a Louisiana man traveling on business in New York City died unexpectedly following a sneeze that was not blessed. The 35-year-old man,…
Louisiana signs Mickey Loomis to 5-year, $70 million deal to fix state’s budget
Louisiana wasn’t supposed to have any money, but today shockingly announced it has reached an agreement with Mickey Loomis, executive vice president and general manager…
California officially adopts “Louisiana West” nickname
Louisiana’s reign as the nation’s top movie production powerhouse may be in jeopardy. California Gov. Jerry Brown today announced his cash-strapped state has officially adopted the…