B-52 bombers to fly over New Orleans Friday as part of plan to knockdown collapsed Hard Rock hotel
Sick and tired of all the bullshit, New Orleans citizens today announced they have come to an agreement with the U.S. Air Force to knockdown…
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City Hall asks people to stop reserving spots on parade routes with body outlines
If you thought left-out ladders on parade routes were an issue that’s just the bottom rung. Looking to halt a new trend in New Orleans,…
Sewerage & Water Board buys 3,000 Peloton bikes for new Turbine Health Club
Just in time to take off those holiday pounds, the Sewerage & Water Board of New Orleans today announced the December 201920 opening of its…
New Orleans dispatches clowns to distract public from body parts dangling above their heads at Hard Rock Hotel
New Orleans city officials unveiled a new plan today to keep curious eyes away from the body parts horrifyingly dangling from the partially collapsed Hard…
New Orleans saves crumbling Hard Rock Hotel with protected “historic pile” designation
In a stunning ruling that will permanently impact traffic – and property values – in the French Quarter and the surrounding CBD, the Vieux Carré…
Scientists discover New Orleans potholes actually a cluster of mini black holes
On Wednesday, astronomers released the first image of a black hole: A fuzzy flaming orange, yellow and black ring. But it would never have been…
Retired Robert E. Lee statue spotted working at KFC
The Robert E. Lee statue that once resided in the aptly named Lee Circle has found a new calling – working at a Kentucky Fried…
Major shitstorm warning issued for Southeast Louisiana ahead of Katrina anniversary
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) today issued a Shitstorm warning for Southeast Louisiana, as an abnormally large hurricane anniversary has formed in the…
Mayoral candidate LaToya Cantrell clogs toilet with credit card evidence; S&WB praised for shitty system
In the Crescent City, what goes down must come up. Thanks to the dilapidated, crumbling infrastructure of the Sewerage and Water Board of New Orleans,…
New Orleans vampires upset with discriminatory short-term rental regulations
Several vampires in the local community are speaking out against the city’s short-term rental restrictions in the French Quarter, claiming it discriminates against their lifestyle….