Mayor Cantrell announces issuance of city credit cards for struggling residents
New Orleanians having trouble making ends meet have been begging city leadership for relief after months of tight restrictions, layoffs, and dwindling income along with…
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Giant construction cone polling as leading choice for next mayor of New Orleans
With the New Orleans mayoral election just months away, an increasingly popular giant construction cone has become the front-runner in a recent poll for the city’s top…
Thirsty New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell drunk tweets Seattle quarterback Russell Wilson
Spinning an umbrella as if it were an alternate version of spin the bottle, New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell recently professed her love for Seattle…
BREAKING: Major companies attempted to “short” Mardi Gras tickets, capitalize on volatile Carnival season
The fix was in. According to anonymous sources because those are the ones that have the juiciest information, it appears major national ticket sales and distribution companies…
That’s a wrap: Mayor Cantrell cancels Christmas in New Orleans until she gives the green and red lights
You can pout, you can cry, you can shout, but you will comply. Christmas in New Orleans is canceled. Santa Claus will have to cool…
Workers trapped in Hard Rock hotel collapse cited by City for not wearing masks
Two workers who have been trapped inside the protected “historic pile” Hard Rock hotel since its collapse last fall in New Orleans were scheduled to…
B-52 bombers to fly over New Orleans Friday as part of plan to knockdown collapsed Hard Rock hotel
Sick and tired of all the bullshit, New Orleans citizens today announced they have come to an agreement with the U.S. Air Force to knockdown…
City Hall asks people to stop reserving spots on parade routes with body outlines
If you thought left-out ladders on parade routes were an issue that’s just the bottom rung. Looking to halt a new trend in New Orleans,…
Sewerage & Water Board buys 3,000 Peloton bikes for new Turbine Health Club
Just in time to take off those holiday pounds, the Sewerage & Water Board of New Orleans today announced the December 201920 opening of its…
New Orleans dispatches clowns to distract public from body parts dangling above their heads at Hard Rock Hotel
New Orleans city officials unveiled a new plan today to keep curious eyes away from the body parts horrifyingly dangling from the partially collapsed Hard…