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Cap-strapped New Orleans Saints announce signing of quarterback Sean PaytonDon Kiebels

Cap-strapped New Orleans Saints announce signing of quarterback Sean Payton

New Orleans Saints coach Sean Payton was right. The team’s quarterback of the future has been in the building all along — but you can…


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Thirsty New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell drunk tweets Seattle quarterback Russell Wilson

Spinning an umbrella as if it were an alternate version of spin the bottle, New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell recently professed her love for Seattle…


Entergy customers announce utility can expect rolling payment delays over next several monthsMorgan Vander Hart

Entergy customers announce utility can expect rolling payment delays over next several months

Facing challenges related to a large-scale winter storm with temperatures of extreme cold, Entergy customers across the southern United States today initiated an emergency response…


Neutral Ground News - New Orleans News - SatireDon Kiebels and C-Mortar

BREAKING: Major companies attempted to “short” Mardi Gras tickets, capitalize on volatile Carnival season

The fix was in. According to anonymous sources because those are the ones that have the juiciest information, it appears major national ticket sales and distribution companies…


Prices plunge for tickets to the Mardi Gras - brokers offer once-in-a-lifetime discountsrubeniguee

Prices plunge for tickets to the New Orleans Mardi Gras; brokers offer “once-in-a-lifetime” discounts

Tourists wanting to go to the New Orleans Mardi Gras just caught the best throw of them all, a lucky break. Due to a pandemic…


Enterprising New Orleanians take Mardi Gras tradition virtual with new “Zoomboob” appDon Kiebels

Enterprising New Orleanians take Mardi Gras tradition virtual with new “Zoomboob” app

Facing a Mardi Gras unlike any other in city history, New Orleanians are finding creative ways to keep Carnival traditions alive. While you may not…


Vegas taking bets on how NFL will crush Saints fans’ souls this postseasonDon Kiebels and Monkey on a Stick

Vegas taking bets on how NFL will crush Saints fans’ souls this postseason

The New Orleans Saints opened as a 7-point favorite over the Chicago Bears in this weekend’s Wild Card Round Playoff Game, but bettors are placing…


Man who didn't forward chain email takes full responsibility for 2020 - Neutral Ground NewsDon Kiebels

Kenner man who didn’t forward chain email takes full responsibility for 2020

Forget Coronavirus. Forget political and racial divides. The cause of the absolute sh*tshow that has been 2020 has been positively identified. A man who neglected…


Neutral Ground News - New Orleans News - SatireDon Kiebels and C-Mortar

State officials distributing sandbags to LSU fans ahead of approaching shitstorm

Louisiana officials are bracing for what is expected to be another horrifying performance by the LSU football team on Saturday. Parishes across Southeast Louisiana have…


Former Dixie Beer Changes Name, Unveils New Socially Conscious Beers - New Orleans news - brewery news - Neutral Ground NewsLance Anderson

Dixie Beer changes name to “The Beer Brewing Company”, Unveils “Socially Conscious” Brews

The brewers and owners of Dixie Beer announced today that they have settled on a new name for the iconic New Orleans brew. Owner Gayle…


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