That’s a wrap: Mayor Cantrell cancels Christmas in New Orleans until she gives the green and red lights
You can pout, you can cry, you can shout, but you will comply. Christmas in New Orleans is canceled. Santa Claus will have to cool…
NOPD: Murders over parking spots down significantly this holiday season
The New Orleans Police Department today announced the number of murders committed while getting parking spots in the city this holiday season has decreased sharply…
Sewerage & Water Board opens ‘Construxmas’ barrel lots as nationwide Christmas tree shortage hits
New Orleanians worried they won’t be able to get a Christmas tree this holiday season because of a nationwide shortage with highly inflated costs are…
Locals gear up to ignore New Orleans Pelicans season, ready to ‘do it big’
With 82 NBA games on the horizon, locals are gearing up to completely ignore the 2021-22 season for the New Orleans Pelicans. “Uh, again?” Mid…
City of New Orleans Allows Residents Privilege of Disposing of Own Garbage
The City of New Orleans will now allow residents the privilege of hauling their own rotting household garbage to the dump in lieu of already…
Last vacant hospital bed in Greater New Orleans available on first-climbed, first-served basis
An alarming surge of COVID-19 cases is overrunning New Orleans hospitals, creating a critical shortage of beds for patients. The desperate situation has left just…
Mayor Cantrell announces issuance of city credit cards for struggling residents
New Orleanians having trouble making ends meet have been begging city leadership for relief after months of tight restrictions, layoffs, and dwindling income along with…
Wife immediately regrets sending husband to grocery store
A cautionary tale to wives everywhere, a Lakeview woman’s life flashed before her eyes after sending her husband to the grocery this past weekend. According…
5,389,402 termites dead after violent weekend in New Orleans
The weekend was an especially deadly one in New Orleans as pest control authorities reported 5,389,402 Formosan termites across the city had been killed, including…
Giant construction cone polling as leading choice for next mayor of New Orleans
With the New Orleans mayoral election just months away, an increasingly popular giant construction cone has become the front-runner in a recent poll for the city’s top…