Assume all ‘firecracker sounds’ is gunfire says New Orleans’ new crime fighting campaign
In step with New Year’s Eve arriving, New Orleans is launching a new “Capping Crime” campaign for reducing the number of victims, especially from gunshots….
After disappointing year, hurricanes look to regroup in off-season
It’s been a tough year for hurricanes in the Atlantic as the season officially ends. In what was originally predicted in May by experts at…
Middle-aged woman finally finds true love, set to marry bed
People spend their entire lives looking for a soul mate, searching near and far for “the one.” As fate would have it, one New Orleans…
Urban South Brewery and Neutral Ground News Announce Refreshing Collaboration: “Oh! The Humidity!”
(HOUSTON/NEW ORLEANS/PENSACOLA) — Urban South Brewery, a leading name in the craft beer industry, announces its latest collaboration with the renowned satirical news platform Neutral…
‘Loud bangs’ in City Park really just fireworks this time, assures official in flak jacket
Looking to proactively calm the potential reactions of locals, city officials are reminding the public of the Happy 3rd of July event in New Orleans…
Hackers Declare: Louisiana Has Suffered Enough, Will Send Aid
In a shocking turn of events, the hackers responsible for the recent MOVEit data breach have decided to take a rather unconventional approach. Instead of…
Tippocalypse: Government of New Orleans Institutes Mandatory Tipping for Every City Service
Residents Caught Off Guard by Mandatory Tipping Policy The City of New Orleans has boldly propelled tipping to a whole new level, leaving residents unsettled…
NOAA predicts 0-100 hurricanes for this season in the Atlantic
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration held a news conference at New Orleans City Hall today to reveal its predictions for the number of hurricanes…
Louisiana to open inmate-run restaurant “Felons” as part of prison reform efforts
Up is down, left is right, black is white — Louisiana is again on its way to no longer leading the nation in imprisonment rate…
New Orleans criminals demand overtime pay for “exhaustive” work
New Orleans criminals across the metro area are gearing up to march on City Hall in a labor dispute. After clocking significant overtime the past…