Gov. Jeff Landry Issues Executive Order Making Every Louisiana School Mascot a Tiger
In a move he says will “unify the state once and for all,” Gov. Jeff Landry signed an executive order today requiring every Louisiana school,…
New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell Will Not Seek Reelection
Moments after announcing she won’t seek reelection as mayor, LaToya Cantrell reportedly hinted at her next move — Nancy Pelosi’s soon-to-be-empty seat in Congress, after…
Man From The Future Claims Humanity’s Survival Depends on Turning Off The Saints and Pelicans
A man claiming to be from the year 3025 appeared outside the Caesars Superdome this morning, standing silently beneath a flickering streetlight and holding a…
Daylight Saving Ends, Louisiana Re-enters Standard Time and Substandard Everything Else
As clocks rolled back this weekend, Louisiana officially re-entered Standard Time and, according to experts, substandard everything else. While other states enjoyed an extra hour…
Brian Kelly Posts Biggest Win of the Season, Scores $20 Million
LSU’s offense has averaged just 25.5 points per game this season, ranking 83rd in the nation and trailing offensive juggernauts such as Rice, Kent State,…
LSU Online Launches New Degree in ‘Coaching Buyout Management’
Following the university’s decision to part ways with head coach Brian Kelly, LSU Online has unveiled a new degree program designed to help other institutions…
Nigerian Prince Donates Millions to Help New Orleans Cover Budget Shortfall
Facing a $200 million budget shortfall that threatens critical services, Mayor LaToya Cantrell announced today that financial salvation is on the way, thanks to an…
City of N.O. Pay: New Orleans to Pilot Nation’s First Layaway Payroll System
Following reports that New Orleans may not be able to pay city workers for the rest of 2025, officials have unveiled a bold new strategy…
Locals Gear Up to Ignore Another New Orleans Pelicans Season
With 82 NBA games on the horizon, locals are gearing up to completely ignore another season of New Orleans Pelicans basketball. “Uh, again?” said Mid-City…
Trump Discusses Sending Troops to New Orleans, Government Shutdown: “No one else can turn the government on like I can”
President Donald Trump this week weighed in on the ongoing federal shutdown and his floated plan to send National Guard troops to New Orleans, declaring…
Outgoing Mayor Cantrell Proposes Budget Fix for City of New Orleans Through Reality Show Deal
Outgoing New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell has reportedly struck a deal to star in a reality TV series that will document her final months in…
Saints Fans Totally Optimistic Team Can Turn Around Season
While the New Orleans Saints may be struggling on the field and stuck running in a hamster wheel of mediocrity, some longtime fans still believe…
New NGN Poll Shows Your Favorite Candidate Leading New Orleans Mayoral Race
Unaccompanied Shoe Observed on I-610 Shoulder
Global Climate Efforts Collapse without New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell’s Guidance
Radioactive Shrimp Served on Bourbon
Traffic Camera Revenue Collapse Leaves City Hall Searching for Next ATM
Official City of New Orleans Seal Gets Brief, Brief, Brief Makeover
Saints Only 25–30 Impact Players Away From Something Special Says an Optimistic Moore
Major Shitstorm Warning Issued for Southeast Louisiana Ahead of Katrina’s 20th Anniversary
Kellen Moore Names Himself Saints Starting Quarterback After NFL Approves Rare ‘Coach-Player’ Contract
Following Indictment, LaToya Cantrell Admitted Into Louisiana’s Elite Leadership Program
Pole-Wielding Apparitions Caught on Camera Wandering Lafreniere Park at Night
New Orleans Named #1 Most Romantic City to Contract a Disease
Lack of Soothing Gunfire Sounds Causes Insomnia in Ex-New Orleans Transplant
Report: Sheriff Susan Hutson Now Leading in Key Demographic of People Who Don’t Watch The News
New Study Finds Other Drivers Conspiring to Make You Late
