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New Orleans Saints in hot pursuit of Rex Ryan

The grass always appears greener on the other side. Just days after the conclusion of its season the New Orleans Saints are reportedly in hot…


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NASA: Rare planetary alignment to briefly cause “floating” sensation on Jan 4, 2015; New Orleans shielded

  The world is set to experience an extremely rare phenomenon due to planetary alignment on January 4, 2015 that will cause the people of…


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NOPD: Murders for parking spots down for 2014 holiday season

The New Orleans Police Department today announced the number of murders for parking spots in the city during the 2014 holiday season has decreased compared…


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Falcons’ Mike Smith sends strong message to Saints’ Sean Payton

One of the NFL’s most heated and oldest rivalries just got hotter ahead of Sunday’s pivotal match-up between the Atlanta Falcons and New Orleans Saints….


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Mary Landrieu promises to give supporters “one additional hour of life”

Senator Mary Landrieu (D) reportedly is set to make a bold move amid elections. To underscore her longtime commitment to the people of Louisiana, the senator…


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Local woman pretty sure Landrieu, Cassidy only after her ‘V’

Samantha Devlin was about 15 when her mom sat her down for “the talk.” The now 24-year-old New Orleanian remembers the conversation well. “It was…


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Les Miles ecstatic to learn Tigers win blowout game

LSU football coach Les Miles is all smiles today after learning the Tigers won convincingly in a 41-7 blowout Saturday night in Auburn’s Jordan-Hare Stadium….


African Ship’s Crew Misdiagnosed; Sickness Worse Than ThoughtDon Kiebels

African Ship’s Crew Misdiagnosed; Sickness Worse Than Thought

The status of three sick men who arrived in New Orleans on September 17th aboard a ship from Africa has turned more serious after being…


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Homeless “Tent City” to be converted into festival grounds

If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. That’s what city officials in New Orleans seem to be saying following the latest push to clear “tent…


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Coach Payton attributes loss to Atlanta on roasted Falcon meal

Addressing the media after a wild 37-34 overtime loss to the Atlanta Falcons on Sunday, New Orleans Saints coach Sean Payton revealed why his team…


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