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Louisiana Governor Jindal to change first name to “President”

Louisiana Governor “Bobby” Jindal today announced his intention to legally change his first name from “Piyush” to “President” in the next few weeks as he…


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Our no-bullsh*t, all-bullsh*t job offer to NBC’s Brian Williams

Mr. Brian Williams: We don’t care what you’ve done — Only what you can do. In light of your six-month suspension from NBC News, Neutral…


Tom Benson aggressively looking to trade relatives this offseason

New Orleans Saints and Pelicans owner Tom Benson is throwing in the towel on three once-promising stars. Neutral Ground News has learned that Benson has…


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New study shows New Orleans is ready to legalize potholes

It appears the city of New Orleans is ready to legalize potholes. According to a new study, sixty-five percent of the citizens thinks potholes should…


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Former Senator Mary Landrieu to file for unemployment

Recently defeated Senator Mary Landrieu isn’t sure where life will take her in the coming years, but she knows where she’ll be this Friday —…


Statue of former Atlanta Falcons coach Mike Smith to be erected outside Superdome

With the untimely passing of Atlanta Falcons coach Mike Smith’s career, the New Orleans Saints today announced a memorial statue will be erected outside the…


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Report: Les Miles accepted Michigan job too late

If football is a game of inches, then LSU football coach Les Miles missed getting the Michigan head coaching job by mere centimeters. According to…


New Orleans Saints in hot pursuit of Rex Ryan

The grass always appears greener on the other side. Just days after the conclusion of its season the New Orleans Saints are reportedly in hot…


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NASA: Rare planetary alignment to briefly cause “floating” sensation on Jan 4, 2015; New Orleans shielded

  The world is set to experience an extremely rare phenomenon due to planetary alignment on January 4, 2015 that will cause the people of…


Murders for parking spots down in New Orleans for Christmas

NOPD: Murders for parking spots down for 2014 holiday season

The New Orleans Police Department today announced the number of murders for parking spots in the city during the 2014 holiday season has decreased compared…


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