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  • June 30, 2022 | 380,000 shootings overnight kills everyone in New Orleans
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Tom Benson declared competent, thanks what’s-their-faces for support

Tom Benson will remain in control of his teams and his fortune for the foreseeable future. A judge has found the Saints and Pelicans owner…


Gov. Jindal issues executive order overriding Landrieu’s executive order overriding his executive order

Looking to shield the people of New Orleans from the “misguided leadership” of whom he apparently thinks is actor John Lithgow, Louisiana Governor Bobby “President”…


Bad weather disgusted by prejudice behavior of New Orleans

“Bad” weather disgusted by prejudice behavior of New Orleans

Seeking a fresh start in a new city, some inclement weather that today moved to New Orleans has found itself facing an all too familiar…


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Lost civilization discovered in Lakeview pothole

Traveling through New Orleans this week, a team of anthropologists discovered a lost civilization living behind the dense vegetation of a pothole in Lakeview. According…


California adopts "Louisiana West" nickname

California officially adopts “Louisiana West” nickname

Louisiana’s reign as the nation’s top movie production powerhouse may be in jeopardy. California Gov. Jerry Brown today announced his cash-strapped state has officially adopted the…


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Smokers take smoking ban protest to the streets, officials thrilled

As New Orleans joins the increasing number of cities across the nation banning smoking in many public and private places, a group of smokers took to…


Man thrilled to wear jeans twice as long after smoking ban enacted

After New Orleans enacted a smoking ban that prohibits lighting up in many public and private places, 27-year-old Richard Hayata vowed to do laundry even less…


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Hollywood South background actors step out of background

  Powerful Louisiana legislators are determined to phase out the state’s film tax-credit program, and folks whose livelihoods depend on the industry are making their…


BREAKING: New Orleans Saints release Who Dat Nation

The jaw-dropping shakeup in New Orleans continues. After trading star tight end Jimmy Graham to the Seattle Seahawks on Tuesday, the New Orleans Saints dropped…


Louisiana Governor Jindal to change first name to “President”

Louisiana Governor “Bobby” Jindal today announced his intention to legally change his first name from “Piyush” to “President” in the next few weeks as he…


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