New Orleans launches radical paintball program to reduce murder
In an unusual move with a goal to help curb the skyrocketing murder rate in New Orleans, Mayor Mitch Landrieu’s office has announced the…
New Orleans begins issuing permits for controversial fracking projects
A flurry of activity has developed in City Hall over the issuance of permits for hydraulic fracturing within Orleans Parish after a study revealed New…
Corps of Engineers demands New Orleans change directions
Facing a discrepancy between terms used in New Orleans versus those utilized elsewhere in the nation, the US Army Corps of Engineers today announced the…
Sources: Jindal to run for president, campaign logo leaked
Louisiana in-name-only governor Bobby Jindal has decided to run for president and is expected to announce his losing bid Wednesday in Kenner, according to multiple…
Tom Benson declared competent, thanks what’s-their-faces for support
Tom Benson will remain in control of his teams and his fortune for the foreseeable future. A judge has found the Saints and Pelicans owner…
Gov. Jindal issues executive order overriding Landrieu’s executive order overriding his executive order
Looking to shield the people of New Orleans from the “misguided leadership” of whom he apparently thinks is actor John Lithgow, Louisiana Governor Bobby “President”…
“Bad” weather disgusted by prejudice behavior of New Orleans
Seeking a fresh start in a new city, some inclement weather that today moved to New Orleans has found itself facing an all too familiar…
Lost civilization discovered in Lakeview pothole
Traveling through New Orleans this week, a team of anthropologists discovered a lost civilization living behind the dense vegetation of a pothole in Lakeview. According…
California officially adopts “Louisiana West” nickname
Louisiana’s reign as the nation’s top movie production powerhouse may be in jeopardy. California Gov. Jerry Brown today announced his cash-strapped state has officially adopted the…
Smokers take smoking ban protest to the streets, officials thrilled
As New Orleans joins the increasing number of cities across the nation banning smoking in many public and private places, a group of smokers took to…