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New allegations accuse Sen. David Vitter of being a politician

Senator David Vitter says his name’s been muddied with a last-minute attempt by his opponents to smear his credibility as the gubernatorial election nears. The…


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Man invites Uptown robbers to steal his stuff

A New Orleans resident is taking matters into his own hands after Uptown experienced a string of armed robberies at local establishments Patios, Atchafalaya, and…


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NOPD to create “hobocop” force from local homeless

Officials with the New Orleans Police say they will fill the Department’s shortfall in officers by deputizing the homeless. “Have you seen Robocop? They turned a…


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Lawsuit filed against Mayor Landrieu’s potential Uptown jail

  If skyrocketing crime and Confederate statues weren’t enough, Mayor Mitch Landrieu now faces a new crisis. The Mayor’s neighbors have filed a lawsuit claiming…


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Former President Bush visited New Orleans for Katrina and you’ll never believe what he brought

Former President George W. Bush visited New Orleans on Friday as he returned to the city where Hurricane Katrina sank his popularity 10 years ago….


Suffocating Saints fans taken to hospital after loss to Ravens

More than two dozen Saints fans were rushed to local emergency rooms following the Saints loss pre-season loss to the Baltimore Ravens when a promotion…


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Former Senator Mary Landrieu spotted working at a local Popeye’s

Former Louisiana Senator Mary Landrieu has found a new calling – working the drive-thru window at the Popeye’s on St. Claude Avenue in New Orleans….


Bobby Jindal skyrockets to .00009% in GOP poll after first debate

Jindal skyrockets .00009% in GOP poll after first debate

Look out world, Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal could be the next Republican nominee for President of the United States. According to reports, Jindal has surged…


New Orleans begins issuing permits for controversial fracking projects

A flurry of activity has developed in City Hall over the issuance of permits for hydraulic fracturing within Orleans Parish after a study revealed New…


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Corps of Engineers demands New Orleans change directions

Facing a discrepancy between terms used in New Orleans versus those utilized elsewhere in the nation, the US Army Corps of Engineers today announced the…


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