Mayor Cantrell announces issuance of city credit cards for struggling residents
New Orleanians having trouble making ends meet have been begging city leadership for relief after months of tight restrictions, layoffs, and dwindling income along with…
State officials distributing sandbags to LSU fans ahead of approaching shitstorm
Louisiana officials are bracing for what is expected to be another horrifying performance by the LSU football team on Saturday. Parishes across Southeast Louisiana have…
That’s a wrap: Mayor Cantrell cancels Christmas in New Orleans until she gives the green and red lights
You can pout, you can cry, you can shout, but you will comply. Christmas in New Orleans is canceled. Santa Claus will have to cool…
Dixie Beer changes name to “The Beer Brewing Company”, Unveils “Socially Conscious” Brews
The brewers and owners of Dixie Beer announced today that they have settled on a new name for the iconic New Orleans brew. Owner Gayle…
New Orleans City Hall earns Guinness World Records title for “largest house of horrors”
Halloween enthusiasts no longer have to drive through Marrero to get their fix of frights as the living nightmare that is New Orleans City Hall…
Beloved Louisiana weatherman dies in freak “spaghetti” accident
Long-time Louisiana weatherman Jay Roberts was accidentally strangled to death today after he got caught in the 10:00 am ‘spaghetti model’ forecast for Hurricane Delta…
Louisiana officials advise public to start preparing now for 4 a.m. weather alert texts
Louisiana officials are actively monitoring the development of weather alert texts they say will begin affecting the state as soon as Thursday morning when Hurricane…
Presidential election poll finds New Orleans vastly favor Construction Cones as candidate of choice
With just weeks until the presidential election, a new poll of New Orleans citizens shows voters overwhelmingly prefer a local candidate as the next leader…
Tulane breaks school’s all-time attendance record for a football game versus Navy
Football is back and better than ever. Tulane University today announced that, despite COVID-19 and city restrictions, the school broke its all-time attendance record for…
Significant flooding reported across New Orleans after man allegedly drops water bottle on street
More than 35,000 streets are flooded in New Orleans after a Lower Garden District man allegedly dropped his water bottle while on a walk, overwhelming…