Krewe of House Floats “the worst parade ever” as man complains of constant breakdowns
Hey, mister, throw it into high gear. Fed up with constant breakdowns and long wait times between floats, Garden District resident Richard “Dick” Nieto said…
BREAKING: Major companies attempted to “short” Mardi Gras tickets, capitalize on volatile Carnival season
The fix was in. According to anonymous sources because those are the ones that have the juiciest information, it appears major national ticket sales and distribution companies…
Prices plunge for tickets to the New Orleans Mardi Gras; brokers offer “once-in-a-lifetime” discounts
Tourists wanting to go to the New Orleans Mardi Gras just caught the best throw of them all, a lucky break. Due to a pandemic…
Enterprising New Orleanians take Mardi Gras tradition virtual with new “Zoomboob” app
Facing a Mardi Gras unlike any other in city history, New Orleanians are finding creative ways to keep Carnival traditions alive. While you may not…
Vegas taking bets on how NFL will crush Saints fans’ souls this postseason
The New Orleans Saints opened as a 7-point favorite over the Chicago Bears in this weekend’s Wild Card Round Playoff Game, but bettors are placing…
Kenner man who didn’t forward chain email takes full responsibility for 2020
Forget Coronavirus. Forget political and racial divides. The cause of the absolute sh*tshow that has been 2020 has been positively identified. A man who neglected…
State officials distributing sandbags to LSU fans ahead of approaching shitstorm
Louisiana officials are bracing for what is expected to be another horrifying performance by the LSU football team on Saturday. Parishes across Southeast Louisiana have…
That’s a wrap: Mayor Cantrell cancels Christmas in New Orleans until she gives the green and red lights
You can pout, you can cry, you can shout, but you will comply. Christmas in New Orleans is canceled. Santa Claus will have to cool…
Dixie Beer changes name to “The Beer Brewing Company”, Unveils “Socially Conscious” Brews
The brewers and owners of Dixie Beer announced today that they have settled on a new name for the iconic New Orleans brew. Owner Gayle…
New Orleans City Hall earns Guinness World Records title for “largest house of horrors”
Halloween enthusiasts no longer have to drive through Marrero to get their fix of frights as the living nightmare that is New Orleans City Hall…