Former President Bush visited New Orleans for Katrina and you’ll never believe what he brought

Former President George W. Bush visited New Orleans on Friday as he returned to the city where Hurricane Katrina sank his popularity 10 years ago.

Bush, who gave a rousing speech to students and the media at Warren Easton Charter High School, marked the momentous occasion by bringing with him a large pair of brass balls as a tribute.

“It’s my honor to return to New Orleans. I’ve missed you guys. We should do this more often,” said Bush as he began his speech.

Officials at Warren Easton said Bush’s representatives alerted them that the former president would need a minimum of three feet of personal space for manspreading while waiting to give his speech.

According to reports, manspreading ensured the 400-pound solid brass orbs would not overheat to cause great balls of fire that could have exploded into a hail of thick chutzpah incapacitating everyone in attendance.

Bush remained in New Orleans for several hours until taking his orbs to visit the people of Gulfport, Mississippi.