‘ESPN’ King Cake Memorial Service: A Bittersweet Farewell

‘ESPN’ King Cake Memorial Service - Rest in One Piece, King CakeDon Kiebels

NEW ORLEANS — In a shocking and tragic turn of events on January 25, 2024, an innocent Louisiana King Cake met an untimely demise on national TV. The brutal incident unfolded in Baton Rouge just before the tip-off between LSU Women’s Basketball and South Carolina as members of ESPN’s ‘College GameDay’ on-air crew, in a moment of pure mayhem, wildly raked the cherished king cake with forks while repeatedly shouting “Where’s the baby??”

In response to this Carnival catastrophe, the public is invited to a brief ‘ESPN’ King Cake Memorial Service on Thursday, February 1, 2024, at 1:30 pm CST to honor the memory of this sweet confection lost in such a disheartening manner. Hosted by Neutral Ground News, this virtual event will be live-streamed for those wishing to pay their respects and intentions that the king cake may rest in one piece.

Details of the ‘ESPN’ King Cake Memorial Service:

Date: Thursday, February 1, 2024
Time: 1:30 pm CST
Location: Live-stream

Those wishing to ‘attend’ may RSVP on Neutral Ground News’ Facebook page event at facebook.com/NeutralGroundNews under “Featured” or subscribe to its YouTube page youtube.com/@neutralgroundnews / view under the “Live” tab.