News

Concerns over bathroom rights loom as thousands of crossdressers descend on New Orleans

Concerns over bathroom rights loom as thousands of crossdressers descend on New Orleans

Call it the Big Uneasy. A local man has voiced his concerns to the City Council over bathroom rights stemming from an influx of crossdressers expected to arrive downtown on Saturday. “I heard someone talking the other day about how … read more

Sports

New Orleans Saints go for 12 not 50

Saints fans ask team to reduce 50th-anniversary celebration to 12 non-shitshow seasons

Wanting to suppress decades of dreadful losses and disheartening frustration deep into their subconscious, thousands of New Orleans Saints fans are petitioning the team to please, please, please for the love of God celebrate only the 12 winning years — not all … read more

Business

Struggling Esplanade Mall in Kenner set for rebranding, name change

Struggling Esplanade Mall announces rebranding, name change

Kenner’s Esplanade Mall, one of the largest shopping centers in the region, will undergo a massive rebranding effort starting this month, which will also include a name change. New management at the Esplanade today announced the struggling behemoth will soon … read more

Entertainment

NEUTRAL GROUND NEWS WINS HONORS AT 23RD ANNUAL NGN HONOR AWARDS BANQUET

Neutral Ground News wins big at 23rd Annual Neutral Ground News Awards Banquet

For the 23rd consecutive year, Neutral Ground News has won the prestigious ‘Schiro Award for Journalism’ at the annual NGN Honor Awards banquet. The banquet was held this past weekend on the Esplanade Avenue neutral ground across from Port-o-Call. The … read more

Science/Tech

Magikarp Pokemon

Man claims Pokemon mutated after dropping phone in Lake Pontchartrain

A Kenner man claims one of his Pokemon spontaneously mutated after accidentally dropping his phone into Lake Pontchartrain yesterday. Nick Fumblaux, a 38-year-old Kenner native, frequents the popular Kenner Boat Launch searching for Pokemon every day before and after work and on … read more

Politics

Bobby Jindal hopes to be knight in shining armor for Republican party

If Trump drops out, Jindal ready to be knight in shining armor for Republicans

Hoping the rumors about Donald Trump possibly dropping out of November’s election are true, former Louisiana Governor and presidential hopeful Bobby Jindal is crossing his fingers that the Republican party will look to him as a replacement candidate. The GOP … read more