News

Corruption uncovered at New Orleans OMV

Corruption, smiles uncovered at Office of Motor Vehicles in Lakeview

Concluding a day’s long investigation, the New Orleans Office of Inspector General has uncovered deep seeded corruption in the Office of Motor Vehicles location in Lakeview. According to an unnamed source close to the investigation, four OMV employees at the Lakeview … read more

Sports

Locals gearing up to ignore New Orleans Pelicans season

Locals gear up to ignore New Orleans Pelicans season

With 82 NBA games on the horizon, locals are gearing up to completely ignore the 2016-17 season for the New Orleans Pelicans. “Uh, again?” Mid City resident John Landry said as he blocked a phone number on his smartphone coming … read more

Entertainment

New Orleans set to celebrate Halloween for 109,020th day in a row

New Orleans set to celebrate Halloween for 109,020th day in a row

  While the nation gears up with costumes and candy for Halloween this Monday, New Orleanians prepare for their 109,020th consecutive day of dressing up in crazy ass shit and celebrating for no particular reason. Locals, who essentially celebrate Halloween … read more

Science/Tech

Magikarp Pokemon

Man claims Pokemon mutated after dropping phone in Lake Pontchartrain

A Kenner man claims one of his Pokemon spontaneously mutated after accidentally dropping his phone into Lake Pontchartrain yesterday. Nick Fumblaux, a 38-year-old Kenner native, frequents the popular Kenner Boat Launch searching for Pokemon every day before and after work and on … read more