News

Man suing Jefferson Parish over cabbage addiction

Man suing Jefferson Parish over cabbage addiction after St. Patrick’s/Irish-Italian parades

  An Atlanta transplant who moved to Metairie last September is suing Jefferson Parish, claiming he became addicted to cabbage after the parish recently hosted two weekends of food-throwing parades featuring the leafy vegetable. In the lawsuit, plaintiff Kendall Tyson argues … read more

Sports

Saints, Patriots finalize cooks for butler deal

Saints, Patriots finalize cooks for butler deal

A highly discussed NFL trade involving frequent partners the New England Patriots and New Orleans Saints is finally complete. The Patriots’ underrated butler, Barnaby Pennywhistle, who immediately shores up an area of need in the Saints Facility, is on his … read more

Entertainment

New Krewe of Parents parade to throw tons of crap they want out of the house

New Krewe of Parents parade to throw tons of crap they want out of the house

Promising to sling a record-setting amount of throws this Mardi Gras, members of Metairie’s new Krewe of Parents have cleared their homes of a combined 436 tons in old toys and other clutter crap that will be tossed to parade goers … read more

Politics

Robert E. Lee statue steps down amid scandal allegations

Robert E. Lee statue steps down amid scandal allegations

The embattled statue of General Robert E. Lee has quietly stepped down from its position in Lee Circle, a City Hall official said. This comes after allegations arose that the statue had attempted to cover up a scandal involving racism and … read more